Nachoterians

It's a snow day, so the girls and I are at home today.  Had a late breakfast of coffeecake, so I told the girls we'd have a snack later in lieu of lunch. 

H:  I know what I'm gonna have.  Nacho cheese and chips!
K: You eat that alot.  Why do you always eat that?
H:  Because I like it.
K: Well at least your not a nacho-terian
Me: (snorting the coffee I just drank)
H:  What on earth is that?!?
K:  Someone who says they are a vegetarian so that they can eat nacho chips and cheese all the time.

So next time someone tells you they are "vegetarian", maybe you should keep an eye on what they actually eat.  :)