Hurrah! Elizabeth White, Clerk of the Marion Circuit Court, has mailed me a summons for Jury Service. For years I have waited for the good people of the Marion County Courts to realize my obvious worth as a potential juror and call me into duty, but they always ignore me and call up Jim instead. I was beginning to feel unloved. I even always vote and have been registered to vote since we moved from Boone County (where I never got called for Jury Duty either) - I have cars registered here - regularly frequent all kinds of local establishments - even forgot to pay my electric bill once and got the electricity cut off - all kinds of things to draw attention to myself.
My time has finally come. Now watch them not even call my group, or disqualify me. Silly bureaucrats and attorneys - don't they know I am in the .0000009% that want to serve? Actually, the way my life works, my jury pool will get called and I will have to get excused because I will need life saving surgery that day or something unavoidable like that...
Lady Wynwood’s Spies, Volume 7 is here!
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2 comments:
LOL- I have never been called either!!!
You are too funny! (Have I mentioned that I miss you at work?)
I turned 53 in December and have never served on a jury! I received a "Get ready; you might be summoned" notice a year (or so) ago. But (go figure) that was the one time that the citizens of Hamilton County/Indiana decided to behave themselves (for 3 months)!
Diane W
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